How
were people born?
A child asked his father, "How were people
born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their
babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the
same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become
like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You
lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her
side of the family."
A
confident genius and an idiot
A proud and confident genius makes a bet with an
idiot. The genius says, "Hey idiot, every question I ask you that you
don't know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and
I can't answer yours, I will give you $5,000." The idiot says, "Okay."
The genius then asks, "How many continents
are there in the world?" The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5. The
idiot says, "Now let me ask: what animal stands with two legs but sleeps
with three?" The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but
gives up and hands over the $5000.
The genius says, "Dang it, I lost. By the
way, what was the answer to your question?" The idiot hands over $5.
Fat
Cow
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig
give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow
give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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